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Tuesday, August 14th, 2007
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11:41 pm - Fuuuuuuuck.
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I want to go to SalonCon so bad- but I need to find someone to go with. I can't be wandering around Jersey alone- or be paying for a hotel room alone. >.>
Anyone still use livejournal?
Anyone want to go?
That's what I thought. v.v
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| Tuesday, November 21st, 2006
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7:41 pm - OoO
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| Sunday, February 5th, 2006
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9:22 pm - Lesbians and necrophiliacs oh my! ^^
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| Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
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3:46 pm
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I haven't used [livejournal] in a long time! Mostly because everything that's gone wrong in my life (and theres a lot) is privet. So, I'll just try and get down the basics so my head don' 'splode.
1. Midterms: I good English and History. I totally owned that PIG test! ^^ And I already took eco so I dont need to take the test.
2. -Edit-: You don't need to know what was here.
3. Insanity: I have it, you want it. It's 10% Tuesdays so hurry in.
4. Depression:
World News, Winters are often associated with depression and blue moods, especially the month of January, which is not always the happiest time of the year.
However, the worst is yet to come as experts have announced that January 24, [yesterday], would be the most depressing day of the year.
The experts, who have derived a special formula to calculate the most depressing day, have also warned people not to take it personally if friends, family and colleagues seem particularly grumpy on that day.
A combination of poor weather, personal debt and failed attempts to stick to New Year's resolutions are likely to get too much for everyone on January 24.
Dr Cliff Arnall, of Cardiff University, came up with the date using a formula to illustrate the various emotional factors at play. The formula reads [W+(D-d)]xTQ MxNA and takes into account six factors likely to have an emotional impact at this time of year.
These include the weather (W), debt (D) (minus the amount of money to be paid on your next pay day) and the time since Christmas (T). Then there is the time since a failed attempt to quit a bad habit (Q) along with general motivational levels (M) and the need to take action to have something to look forward to (NA).
Dr Arnall said the formula results could vary between individuals. But he believed January 24 would work out as the lowest point for many.
"At this time of year some people are not able to pay their Christmas debt off and that casts a shadow over them. A significant number are also very sensitive to low levels of sunshine and poor weather and emotionally that is a big thing," he was quoted by the Daily Mail, as saying.
"Recharging during Christmas gives us a positive feeling towards work and new plans but this begins to wear off by the third week of January. Just to top it all off, the 24th is a Monday which always makes people think 'Oh no' as they realise that the weekend is over," he added.
I stole that from a crappy website. But it's true, yesterday was the saddest day of the year! I've had worse days but look at it!
Science = Alchemy = THE GATE = the truth?? Of course, there's always this theory:
Science = Alcehmy = Elric Brothers = drool
Which leads to my final statemt.
5. Full Metal Alchemist: Alex downloaded the last few episodes or so. I GOTTA WATCH 'EM! But I can't get onto his network thingy. It's confusing, but I knew most of the stuff already. I'm going to wind up watching the series all over again.
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| Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
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8:51 pm
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Alex said I looked like a drifter.
Mom said I looked like an anime character.
I wasnt going for either, or maybe I was going for both.
Dad and Mom both agreed I look just like my sister. I do but I dont mean to. Strange how asserting my independence made me just like everyone else?
So, where was I? Umm... HBO stands for Hate Bob Odenkirk. Not that any of you children would get that. OH GOD I AM TURNING INTO MY SISTER! T.T
Cake AND Sodomy.
There we go.
current mood:  CRAZY
current music: I like to move it, moveit, i like to move it, move it
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| Monday, January 2nd, 2006
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3:45 pm
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WHEE! I GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT! AND WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
If your goal is to go to bed by 1, but you stay up to 1:30 listening to Tenacious D and MC Chris, then you take a bath to 2, then read until 3, have you failed? Yes, I did.
I really liked King Kong, I just wish I wasn't forced to go see it then eat at Applebees (>.<) OH GOD I FEEL SO EMO IT'S PISSING ME OFF!
Gaia- I was pollwhoring and found my gaia twin! Hooray!
Hobbies- I found this paper I had been looking for a year! O.O It's not as useful to me now as it would have been a year ago, but whatever. It was in a manilla envelope thingy... why? I didnt even know I owned any.
Coach Said Not To- Fucking Awesome band.
Music- I have no musical talent and I hate singing, so why do i think i'd be an awesome singer?
current music: Horrible with the volume all the way up.
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| Sunday, January 1st, 2006
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2:03 pm
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I spend New Years playing video games and pretending it was new years. How interesting will this year be? I didn't even see the ball thing. (hooray)
My parents are forcing me to go see King Kong. I DONT LIKE MONKIES! I DONT WANT TO SEE IT! THREE HOURS? ARE THE JOKING? I bet if I start playing gameboy in the theaters they'd be pissed too. This year sucks so far! I decided to only celebrate Chinese New Year, since that's in February. Besides, it wont be 2006, it'll be Year of the Pooch! ^^
My Resolution? I guess... Umm... Break away from addiction, but I wuv my addictions. my first reaction was find a boyfriend. So that means I have to find a girlfriend. (to spite myself. Or i guess the opposite of finding a boy would be losing a girl. I'll just change it.)
OKay, resolution... maybe take some voice lessons, but i dont believe in them. (You cant LEARN to sing, you gotta be a natural)
Get more sleep? (Yeah, but that's what I always want)
Be happy? (HA!)
Find things to put on Ninamori? (iPod) Yeah, that sounds good. I've got Rejected on there and like, every MSI and Dresden Dolls song, but mom unplugged the downstairs computer (because alex was looking at porn) so now I cant update it or recharge it! T.T
current mood:  annoyed
current music: The last day i was happy
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| Friday, December 23rd, 2005
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10:28 pm - MIF! I HAVE YOUR OFFICAL ANTHEM!
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Yes, the rumors are true. I finally finished my Mike Song, soon to possibly be MIF's offical anthem. They'd play it at MIF company picnics ad we'd all stand and salute Mike to embarrass him.
Mike
Mike is tainted love and Mike is the sound of doom
Mike has Dita VonTesse in a glass cup his room
Mike killed an Iranian child but it’s okay because he’s cool
In an absolutely perfect world, Mike would rule
Mike cant help but masturbate to ducklings
Mike has had ten thousand sexy flings
Mike takes love advise from reruns of seinfeld
Dogs cant track him because Mike cant be smelled
Mike yells "flame on" and guys hit on him
Mike ate a Raichu just on a whim
Mike is a drift in a sea of non-mikes
Mike has the power to change dykes
Mike has an emotional control over duck tape
Mike cried after all his beautiful rape
Mike knows a song that hasn’t been written
Even if he’s romantic, Mike is never smitten
Mike is a milf and made of spoons
Only Mike is truly safe from billy’s balloons
Mike screwed a bunny for the shock value
Mike’s omnipotent light is only there to wow you
Mike has the strength of ten thousand old people
You can identify Mike’s house by the steeple
Mike creates energy through photosynthesis
Mike’s ears start to ring when something is amiss
Mike is a trained hemispherectomist
Universes would implode if Mike were pissed
Mike is perfect, there’s nothing to lack
Mike swears to god the hooker gave the money back
When the great robot wars come only Mike will be spared
Miked acted sweet but that don't mean he cared
When Mike speaks he doesn’t mean to be rude
If Mike ever dies, we are SCREWED
current music: Mike
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| Saturday, December 17th, 2005
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12:55 pm
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| Monday, December 12th, 2005
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10:12 pm
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| Sunday, December 11th, 2005
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12:14 am
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10365047/
BERLIN - A Belgian shepherd dog saved the lives of three people from a burning building by waking them up with loud barks but perished in the flames, apparently because he was afraid to jump out of the window, police said on Wednesday.
"The dog noticed the smoke and fire first and pulled the covers off one 42-year-old man sleeping on a couch and woke up a couple, aged 45 and 47, in the bedroom with loud barks," said police spokesman Hartmut Labahn of the blaze in a second-floor apartment in Zirchow on the Baltic Sea island of Usedom.
"The whole top floor apartment was on fire when they jumped out of the window, but the dog unfortunately didn't make it out and was burned to death," he said. "There was so much commotion that the people didn't realize the dog didn't jump with them. They kept shouting his name but he never made it out."
FUN! Dead dogs, but fun!
Na and I went to see Narnia! I LOVE IT! IT WAS SO GOOD! I WORSHIP IT THE WAY OTHER GEEKS WORSHIP HARRY POTTER! Then we walked to the mall and didnt find anything we wanted. but i couldnt go home empty handed (since my parents didnt know i went to see narnia, they're taking me tomorrow) so i wound up buying some movies for my brothers. my christmas shopping has gone in reverse order this year, i bought for everyone hard to buy for first.
Bought for:
Dad
Justin
Micheal
Alex
Not:
Mom
Adam
Erin
Teresa
ANY friends... hey, who do i have to buy for? Hana, Nadine, Erin, Jassy? Whos getting for me. damn, i dont want to! 'm too lazy for christmas.
current music: the new birdman falcon sneakers from lugs
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| Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
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8:17 pm
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Ha and Na and Sha and I went to branchinellis and shayna had to pay for everything because she scored the lowest on the vocab test. then ha and na and i went to game stop and then the library.
Nadine and I are going to telemarketers.
I've had Bad Habit stuck in my head for like, 36 hours.
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| Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
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9:08 pm - Coitophobic Courtesan
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What to say, what to say...
Well, my weekend went by way to fast.
Now onto today.
Despite the delay, I STILL couldn't wake up until 15 minutes before the bus came, which I know compared the people who wake up like, 5 minutes before doesn't seem that bad, except a lot goes into me getting ready. Of course, most of the time is spent me in a daze wondering what it is I had forgotten.
It was so cold in school, and pointless! I should have stayed home, but I got to play with my littles (thats you by the way) so it was all cool.
So when I came home Mom was really worried about something and I was all, uh oh, and she was like, 'Emily, I found a dog and she looked so lost, I didn't know what to do. She's in the backyard, see if you can read the number on the collar.' YAY!!! I GOT TO PLAY WITH THE PUPPY! I GOT TO PLAY WITH THE PUPPY! Not much of a puppy being a full grown german shepard, which i'm usually afraid of but she was SO SWEET! everything was kisses and sniffes! so I read the number (and played fetch) and the puppy went home with her owner. (technically, owner's girlfriend from what i heard)
Then we went shopping and I bought more ribbon. for those of you who haven't been stalking me and following my daily uses of ribbons and glue, grandma's 85 birthday is friday, so mom's putting together a huge collage of things that there are 85 of. like, 85 stamps, 85 peices of candy, 85 dollars, large assortments of things. I wanted to contribute something, but i'm a poor white girl (what does being white have to do with it?) i dont have anything but small figers and a collection of ribbon from the day AC Moore had a sale and all ribbon was 14 cents. so, I made 85 TINY bows. then, I glue-dotted them on pink paper. (the first sheet is just 40 in straight lines and the next sheet is 45 in the shape of a heart, it's so cute, but it's be cuter if like, a 9 year old had done it. of course then it wouldnt have a neuonce of professionalism)
What else? Oh yeah, Dad had a late business meeting (if this were a soap oprah it'd be an affair) and mom had to go to work (if this were a soap oprah, she'd be having an affair with dad...)so they left us to fend for ourselves at 5. I think she could have at least ordered pizza, but whatever. I had to teach myself how to make grilled cheese... with nothing but all the ingredients and the memories of watching my brother try and teach me. happy to say it was delicious.
I have been so obssessed with Narnia lately, which is good considering I dont like Harry Potter or the Lord of the Rings. I need some geeky fantasy outlet, I mean, I cant be a Harry Potter nerd if I hate Harry (the stories are good but Harry's a prick) and God forbid I follow Frodo to wherever the hell he goes, Gondor or something. So now, while you geeks are trying to take back the One Ring (which by the way, i stole from Nadine, but I didn't go invisable or get super strength so i chucked it in a river) I'll be sailing to Aslan's country with that hot little King Caspian. Sucks I had to name my dog after the hottest character. Really kind of kills it for me. Well, Narnia for love, Porn for sex. wait, no, Narnia for mind, ... screw it, I have no idea what I'm trying to say!
Oh, and my new favorite word! Guess. (do it.) Wrong. Coitophobia! (<3) It means fear of sex.
current mood:  accomplished
current music: Bad Habit
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| Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
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9:30 pm - Wikipedia, I'd marry you if I could
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I love you Wikipedia!
Jimmy Urine is Lyn Z's brother.
Jimmy Urine's birthday is September 9th (1969?).
Jimmy Urine fired a bassest named Vanessa YT before getting LynZ.
Jimmy Urine is the PERFECT example of Leo in Venus.
Jimmy Urine kissed me! (^^)
Jimmy Urine is 36. (a bit creepy huh? I would never guess over 28.)
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5:40 pm
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EMI ROCKS MY SOCKS
I <3 JU
BUTTMUCH
I <3 JIMMY URINE CAUSE I KNOW THAT HE CAN FUCK
I carves that into the gibbs crap. in computers classes they sent ya to the audortorium and we had to sit through a 'go to our school becaue youre too stupid for ivy league' thing. so me and nadine snuck out. we to computers room and played neopets.
then ha and na and emi went to get pizza and we just sat and talked about our childhood for like an hour and a half. it was weird but fun.
Wanna know what happens when ya get small pox/super small pox?
your skin turns rubbery and falls off.
your eyes white becomes black. (its called eight-ball eye, its creepy)
your entestines come out your butt.
Remeber kids, when it comes to deadly small pox, just say no.
Go here:
http://www.petitiononline.com/omgphil/petition.html
It's so funny in a creepy way! (FYI: I signed lucky number 65!)
Oh yeah, AFK no longer means away from keyboard, that's stupid. What's it mean now emi?
AFK = Always Fucking Kinky. it will rarely come up.
current mood:  amused
current music: brooklyn hype?
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| Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005
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6:23 pm - I'm the cute girl next door... to a blasphamous lesbian convent.
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Would you screw Dita Von Teese and let Marilyn Manson watch? I probably would.
I was watching Story Tellers, the res'errection' of Jesus. It was like, "DUH! GRAVEROBBERS YOU FOOLS!" but the story made a roman guard give up his faith and risk his life for these christans (he died by the way) people are stupid.
Then I changed the channel and am watching VH1's 40 hottest rockstar girlfriends. I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR GIRLFRIEND! I'm totally kinky enough!
Some of these women are totally hot. But some of them have creepy bodies. Like Coco, has an ugly face, but her boobs are so big no one cares.
Everyone has been engaged to Tommy Lee.
Yasmin LeBon. Look at her outfits. Do it! But uh... never mind using Yahoo, all you get is nude. Creepy.
go to vh1.com, see those sexy girls.
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| Monday, November 21st, 2005
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8:04 pm
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IMPORTENT QUESTION TO EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDSLIST! PLEASE ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
Would you rather be the top scientist in your feild or have mad cow disease? *
You Passed 8th Grade Math
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Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!
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TAKE THAT DEMAIO! I really got a 9/10 and went back and changed the- I MEAN NO! I AM THE MASTER!
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
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In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho
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*Oh- and what should I be for I-CON?
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| Saturday, November 19th, 2005
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8:28 pm
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| Monday, November 14th, 2005
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5:45 pm
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| Saturday, November 12th, 2005
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5:21 pm - I'm a Unicorn!
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Yay! I'm a unicorn! I went to the Witch festival! It was so cool. I got a unicorn hat and a keilidascope and a coffin bag and a fish necklace and a pony* and a thingy bracelet and a kogepan pin! Jassi-cat- i saw your mom and she was all like "hi." and i was all like, "hey!" and it was weird. and when we were leavin' we went outside and there was venus, across from it was mars and the moon was in the middle! It was fun! Although I'm not a pagan, they're the religion I identify with the most. they all misunderstood and hated but all they want to do is spread peace! Like Jesus. They're the jesus of religions... i think jesus already has a few religions, but they're full of pricks. he should endorse witches. Hmm... We could hang stars and pentagons on broomsticks!
Don't you go where the huskies go,
And dont you eat that yellow snow!
I** wrote that! Cool huh? I know there was something importent... OKay, so which do you like better:
Emivil or Emiophilliac?
Hannocide or Hanamaniac(s)?
Nanacide or Nadaphilliac?
Eriddlin or umm... Error?
And, those of ytou with no musical talent or interest whatsoever, I will have to cut you.... not like that- I mean, like, you're no longer welcome in the world of tap dancing polar bears. That means you Na and Erin so tighten up.
* I didn't get nor see any ponies.
** I didn't write that.
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